Whenever I hit the reblog button, stuff always ends up here... Weird...
buckeh barnez. 18. bi. #scenekid. u know my name, NOT my story.. you know what i did, NOT what i went thru… Steve Rogers is my BFFLAEAEAE. mess w/ him? we got a prob.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
jesus didn’t rise from the dead so you could call bi/pan women lesbians
skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up
whenever i say the word wheezing i think of the fucking wheezing penguin from toy story
imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on
Buffalo welcomes you, Anderson Cooper
This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
my reaction to the wood trim on the doorframe
I may or may not have drawn a series of Edgar Allan Poe cartoon portraits and put it on my english teachers office door….
Hmmm should I take an Easter selfie?
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space