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Whenever I hit the reblog button, stuff always ends up here... Weird...

butyourelikereallypretty:

But Joan Rivers Like Really Needs to Keep on Living!
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

butyourelikereallypretty:

But Joan Rivers Like Really Needs to Keep on Living!

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

THIS IS MAKING ME SMILE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW <3
GOOD FOR HER
Get away from that asshole
And get yourself amazing lady love <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

THIS IS MAKING ME SMILE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW <3

GOOD FOR HER

Get away from that asshole

And get yourself amazing lady love <3

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

sourcedumal:

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

I didnt know I needed this until now

sourcedumal:

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

I didnt know I needed this until now

lillakatten:

almost-always-eventually-right:

queenlovett:

jackdawtheripper:

aialrii:

jackdawtheripper:

buggabuhr:

jackdawtheripper:

adifferentkindofgentleman:

This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.

as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys

Wait people actually find Americans attractive?

ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS

Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.

TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.

I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

tattru:

i have pretty high standards for a piece of trash

overlypolitebisexual:

WHY do all the “plus size” women in the media/body positivity have flat bellies

thisfeliciasday:

looking at a follower’s selfies and thinking how fucking dare you be so hot?? who gave you the right to have that face?